Mr. Ireland

It's snowing in NYC and I am in no mood to go out, until one of my girlfriends invites me out to celebrate her landing her dream job. I can't pass up the opportunity! We head to dinner and then end up at a bar where we know the bartender. Within 20 minutes, the bartender tells me a guy at the bar wants to buy me a drink. No girl can turn down a free drink, right? I order a Gin and Tonic and head over to him to say "thanks." He is a tall Irish guy from Ireland, not the Irish people in NYC who claim their Irish but have never even been (like Mr. Brooklyn). Mr. Ireland is not the typical guy that I'm attracted to, he is goofy looking and has a goofy personality. Very likable, very social, and very friendly. He asks for my number immediately so he doesn't ruin our girls night out, he claims. I give it to him and go back to the girls.

Throughout the night, he texts me telling me that he can't wait to hang out with me, and that I'm the hottest girl at the bar. Flattery coupled alcohol must work like magic on me, because I begin to approach Ireland and start dancing with him. At some point, a group of guys buys us shots while the bartender has been feeding us non-stop. I can't see straight but I know I'm horny. Ireland and I start making out and I grab him and take him home in a cab.

We get to my apartment and I do an aggressive striptease. I'm not sure what has come over me but I am an animal! Unfortunately, I don't remember anything else that happens after that.

Fast forward to the next morning. I wake up to 2 condom wrappers on the floor. We try fucking again but I am out of condoms. Ireland tells me that I was super kinky the night before, wanting him to pin me up against the wall and screaming, "Fuck me! Fuck me!" I'm a little shocked but not too surprised. I know I have a kinky side to me, but too bad I don't remember it at all!

Ireland tells me that he can't wait to hang out again. I don't blame him. But he can't seem to pronounce my name right. So, I tell him that the other way for him to see me again is if he leaves me a VM with the correct pronunciation of my name. This should be a fun game...