I appreciate a big cock. Who doesn't? But if a guy has a big cock, does he really need the girl to tell him how big it is? So, every time I've slept with a guy with a big ding dong, he likes to pause before he pulls out the condoms. It goes a little something like this:
1) Get hot and heavy
2) Give each other the "let's fuck" face
3) Guy reaches for condoms
4) Guy presents his Magnum condoms Vanna White style
5) Guy pauses for "ooohs" and "ahhhs" from the audience
Sweetie, I appreciate your larger-than-normal cock that requires a larger-than-normal condom, but let's see how you work it first before you get a standing ovation from me.
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